Would you rather..

Lose a lover, or love a loser?
Lose a lover. I don't think I can ever tolerate a loser.. That's just beyond me.

Never see again, or never speak again?
Never speak again.

Run 2 miles straight, or walk 8 miles?
Walk 8 miles! Ha ha

Go to the beach, or have a milkshake?
Erm I'm a pig..

Laugh when no one else is, or not laugh while everybody else is?
Not laugh while everybody else is. Even though I think I'm more guilty of the first..

Drink 10 cans of soda at once, or never drink soda again?
Never drink soda again. Don't quite like it anyway!

Have your pants ripped, or get thrown in a trash can?
Have my pants ripped. LOL

Work at McDonald's, or join the army?
Join the army! Gain respect and erm, more $$$.

Kiss someone you don't like, or kiss someone who doesn't like you?
Someone who doesn't like me. At least I'm not on the suffering end mwahahaha.

Be an only child, or have 5 brothers?
Only child.

Be able to rewind time, or see the future?
Rewind time. Wish I could fix some major fuck-ups here and there!

Be hated for who you are or, be loved for something you're not?
Hated for who I am

Die the day after the best day of your life, or live to be 90 with everyday being 'okay'?
Can I choose something in between? Well if I have to.. Die after the best day.

Go skydiving, or go scuba diving?
Sky diving.

Be loved by one person, or have 10 people who like you?
One person!

Have one absolutely amazing kiss, or have 40 okay kisses?
One amazing one

Love and lose or, never love at all?
Love and lose.

To use and abuse

Ask me for help, I will assist.
Go out and have fun with your fun buddies.
I'll be there only when you need something.
But karma is a bitch
So don't be surprised when your buddies are doing the same to you :)

If merit matters so much, DON'T FUCKING CALL IT ''APPEAL THRU CCA".

I need to ''Feng Shui'' up my life.

Because any worst case scenarios I can think of, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME.

So if anyone knows of any reliable, affordable Feng Shui consultants, please let me know ok? This is emergency.

I may not be the only one using it, but..

Like you probably know, ''Michelle'' is a pretty common name and since I was in Secondary school I went by ''Mish'' so as to not confuse myself with the thousand other Michelles that were around.

So if you are one of them, you happen to know me, you happen to be in the same group where everyone calls me by that name, DO NOT FUCKING COPY IT. And don't come with that kind of bull shit alteration like changing the 'I' to an exclamation mark. I don't even know why some people have that kind of guts to blatantly copy someone like that.

If you're reading this, good. If not, it doesn't matter because my grievances end after I blog about it. Thanks :)

Question of the season

IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?

Anyway why the fuck is Miley Cyrus appearing on my Nuffnang ads? HA HA see description please

Why am I breathing the same air as these people again?

So I was walking with my sister to get something just now, and some fuckwit of a cyclist almost knocked her down from behind. He did not install a bell on his bike.. In a state of fluster I just exclaimed ''Stupid people!". And he cycled across the road, braked, turned back and gave me a dirty stare!

Actually I didn't even make out the expression on his face because it was dark and night.. All I saw was a pair of eyes protruding out of a face. If you get what I mean. Obviously I returned an even dirtier stare, since it was clearly his fault for not abiding basic responsibility on the paths meant for HUMAN FEET. He then proceeded to cycle across another road when the traffic light was green..

Ok disclaimer, I'm not that brave ok? Throughout the incident I was so fucking scared he would come and kill me or something HAHAHAHA

Let me bring in some R&R here. According to SACA (Singapore Amatuer Cycling Association),

(c) Rule 10 of the RT(B)R requires a bicycle to be ridden in “an orderly manner and with due regard for the safety of others”. The RT(B)R does not prohibit cyclists from cycling on pavements.

If you can't afford to install a bell, don't buy a bicycle. If you think that installation is redundant, then I think you should go back to where you belong where everything has no order or control.

And of course, if you don't treasure your own life, then SO BE IT. Don't put other people at risk!

WHY AM I STILL BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS SUCH IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKWITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I don't think that cycling should be encouraged for the sake of ''going green'' when you don't have the land space to accomodate it okthanks.

Ok anyway after I've cooled down I decided that I have to be more tolerant and understanding towards stupid people because they simply do not have any thinking skills and their brains do not process anything so yea. I guess talking to ants would be even more productive than reasoning with these people. When they cannot outtalk you, they beat you up! Ha ha!

Thou shalt watch what your words directed at the brainless.

Heals the sick, but doesn't raise the dead

When I realized other people were in their consideration, I felt betrayed and on top of it all, used. Then again I should know, in today's world, no one owes anyone anything and loyalty is just like a strand of hair on someone's knuckle.

Ooook lame. Lol. Sounds a bit loser-ish, eh? I'm not even gonna give it a shot because I know it will fucking hurt if some other person goes through, considering my background.

On a happier note, this year's American Idol finals was just soooooo good :) I totally love the iTunes for charity thing. (Y)

All's well

Hello friends! So I haven't been blogging, which I guess is really good news. As you can see, I kind of only blog when I'm mad or upset at something, or am just really bored. So I haven't felt any of that in quite some time which is great!

So a quick update.. I'm ending my current job in two weeks, and I feel kind of sad to leave the place, ha ha. Of course at the beginning I was looking forward to finishing the assignment but it seems like such a pity to leave a job with really nice and friendly superiors, people who don't bully shrimps like me. HAHA. Unlike our favorite insurance MNC. :)

Only downside is that I have to wake up early, so I guess the next job I will hunt for shall be a retail kind of thing.. No, no F&B because I believe in karma. HE HE.

I'm this close to going, why am I still having 2nd thoughts? :(

I think I quite like my job

1) My work is varied, not too mundane, I get to talk to people. I've learnt more stuff in a week than in my entire 4 months at our favourite insurance MNC.

2) Most of the time I think I only do 2 hours worth of work in 9 hours?

3) The people are nice.

4) The manager sitting next to me gossips with me about her daughter. The one behind me too. I tend to scare them as they fear that their kids will SUFFER like hell. Just like I did.

5) I totally have an E-C there. TEE HEE giggles.

6) Long lunch hours.

7) I do funny things like buying TOWELS for our counterparts from overseas.

8) I get to do email conferencing with my friends!

9) The paper shredder is huge though. And it's so freaking scary and fast omg. There's this sign that says that I shouldn't shred my hair there. However when I saw that sign I immediately felt like trying. AM I CRAZY OMG.

10) I see lots and lots of money and figures everyday, I think my eyes will look like that soon $_$.

11) I get to munch on food all day. WUT A PIG.


Ok this point isn't quite likable but I think it's worth a mention. Karma slapped me hard in the face when I found out I had to..

*drumroll*

COLLECT MEDICAL CERTIFICATES FROM PEOPLE.

OOPS I'm sorry for skipping school so many times and making my teacher chase after me for MCs and letters.

Priority Seat? Really?

You think by putting those signs on public transport it makes people more courteous and polite? I think it just makes people more anal. By those people I don't mean any random commuters, I mean the ones that are supposed to 'benefit' from the signs.

After these signs have been implemented, the passengers with ''special needs'' seem to think that they own all the damned seats on the trains, and every single person must give up their seats for them! Of course, this is only based on my personal observation in real life and on Stomp.

You know, when someone offers their seat to a person who needs it more than him, it is out of GOODWILL. It is a result of good upbringing and moral education. That someone does not fucking need a sign to tell him to do a nice gesture. He wouldn't even have to be sitting on a ''priority seat'' before he gives his seat up to the pregnant or the elderly.

Yes I do know that there are stupid people who are not qualified to think for themselves and they need signs like that to direct their actions. But this is not working, because the root of the problem is not their stupidity, it is simply because they are not taught the morally ''correct'' values. Also, assuming that these stupid people really take instruction from signs like that, does it mean that for non-priority seats, no one should give them up at all?

Like I said sometime back, morally good behavior like this requires decades of good upbringing, demonstrations from model examples, and positive influences! Surely you can't expect people to be able give such kind acts overnight just because they can read a sign.

And if all these is done just to impress our fellow foreign friends for upcoming major events, please, it is failing epically. Because it is fake, people will know. People will feel it. Especially those who have been brought up in a way where acts of giving is just natural. Also if that is the sole purpose and motivation for encouraging courtesy, fuck you.

Teach the young. Instill that value in them. Mould them into good examples for their future generations. Maybe then we will have lesser stupid people. And we don't have to resort to wasting money on signs like that. Lol.

Our public transport system may be world-class, but there has never been a more disgusting experience for myself. It is mentally tiring to take trains because I never fail to be amazed by the number of ugly locals we have. So as long as I can afford it, I will avoid that mode of transport as much as possible.

Oh my I think God just sent a message to me asking me to ''join teaching as a career''.